Customer: "What's the special of the day?"
Waitress Palin: "Our special...uh...cod. The Cod Special."
Customer: "Okay. How's that prepared and does it come with anything?"
Waitress Palin: "Well...uh...that's a good question and...uh...I appreciate you asking that question because it's good. The Special Cod is specially prepared by our fantastic chef who's just a real good, real hardworkin' American. He'll cook that right up for you, special-like, and it's just delicious. And then I'll bring it out and you'll like it, it's just real tastey."
Customer: "Okayyyyy...I'll just have the fish and chips with a Diet Coke."
Thirty minutes later, no fish and chips, no diet coke.
Customer to random other waiter: "Hey, can you get my waitress...Sarah, yeah her name was Sarah. I ordered the fish and chips with a Diet Coke thirty minutes ago and I haven't seen her since."
Random Other Waiter: "Ooh, sorry bro. Sarah just quit. Just up and quit and it was only halfway through her shift."
Taken from NomNom83's comment on Gawker.